somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
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Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
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I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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