CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
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My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
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I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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