Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
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now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
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So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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