Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
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Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
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He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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