ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
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Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
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All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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