while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
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I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
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She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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