p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
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you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
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Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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