That's intense
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
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Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
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Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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