oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
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I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
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Floor bacon is actually really good
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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