Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
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It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
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You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
why is half of my head shaved?
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