are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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