Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
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Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
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He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
why is half of my head shaved?
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