It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
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just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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