apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
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In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
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If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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