I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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