I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
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It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
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Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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