What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
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They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
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How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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