so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
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I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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