K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
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no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
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Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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