Is it normal to miss your booty call?
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
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I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
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Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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