oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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