I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I need a burrito and a hug.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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