One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
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I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
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I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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