You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
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Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
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These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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