I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
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First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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