As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
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How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
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SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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