You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
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You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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