I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
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She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
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Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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