Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
be right there i have to get my cape
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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