i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
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the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
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A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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