just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
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And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
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sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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