turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
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Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
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Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
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