I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
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i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
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Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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