Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
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YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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