C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
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It's like God shit irony all over that family
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
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Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I still have a little drunk in my system
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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