Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
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See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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