for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
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I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
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One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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