This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
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I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
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Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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