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So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
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He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
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Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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