You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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