Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
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I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
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CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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