He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
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i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I have grass duct taped all over my body
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
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Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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