the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
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Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
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I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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