oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
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wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
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My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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