he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
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this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
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Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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