what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
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I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
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You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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