let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
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how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Your cock deserves a montage
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
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The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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