everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
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i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
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If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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