friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
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How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
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Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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