talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
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i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
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If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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