I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
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If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
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Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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