i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
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wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
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Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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