the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
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Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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